To err is human, to purr is feline. - Robert Byrne
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. - Robert Byrne
Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. - Robert Byrne
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. - Robert Byrne
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one. - Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. - Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. - Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.) - Robert Byrne
Love will find a lay. - Robert Byrne
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. - Robert Byrne